WHY SERENITY ROSENSTEEL IS MY HERO.

-GETS MORE THAN ME IN THE FIRST FOURTEEN YEARS OF HER LIFE THAN MY SEVENTEEN YEARS OF EXISTENCE.

-WAS SEXIER AT THE AGE OF FOURTEEN THAN I WAS AT SEVENTEEN.

-HAS A FUCKING AWESOME TRUNK THAT LEADS TO A CLOSET THE SIZE OF A CAVERN.

-CARRIES WHAT IS PROBABLY AN IPHONE 5000 WITH HER ONTO THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS.

-HAS NO FUCKING SHAME WITH ANGEL.

-GETS AWAY WITH WEARING A BUNNY SUIT AROUND IN HOGWARTS ON HALLOWEEN.

-DOES SO MANY STUPID STALKING RELATED THINGS WITH ANGEL AND NEVER GETS CAUGHT/KILLED,

-ALSO HAS THE ATTENTION OF ELROY WHO IS PRETTY HOT.

-THROWS FUCKING AWESOME ROSENSTEEL PARTIES THAT ARE ALL COSTUMED.

-IS IN RAVENCLAW AND MANAGES TO BE A DUMBASS AT THE SAME TIME.

-SLAPS HOES LIKE A PIMP.

-AND SHE HAS FUCKING NARCOLEPSY AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.

u r a freek

^ very, very redacted