DINNER TIME

"I haven't met your brother.. But if he's a lying asshole, I don't want to." Caroline said, grinning.

"Jared's just weird. You don't want to meet him... Josiah, he's alright sometimes. Josiah's my twin, he's in Gryffindor."

"Oh, cool. He seems kinda.. uh.." Caroline looked over at him, trying to think of a phrase. "He reminds me of something. I don't know."

Matilda shrugged. "He's so egotistical. He's like 'Oh I'm so badass!' when I could kick his butt any day of the week."

"Pfft. What a loser." Caroline said, rolling her eyes. "He does look like a wimp. I bet he still wets the bed." She decided, before taking some bread.

"Over the summer I heard my mum and dad talking about him having a wet dream... bet that means he wet the bed, yeah?"

Caroline laughed. "Yeah, that's it. That just means you had a dream you were peeing and it really happened!" She exclaimed. "Your brother is such a bed-wetter."

"My parents were laughing a lot about it, too!" Matilda grinned, giggling a little bit, herself.

"Eurgh. I bet they had to buy him new sheets and everything. That must be embarrassing at that age.."

"No, mum just cleaned it with some spell. Josiah got a talking-to from my parents about it, too!"

That made Caroline laugh even harder. "Oh, man.. You should tease him about it, see what he does. I bet he'll get red like a tomato then cry, the wimp!"

Leah sat next to them. "A wet dream is when a guy ejaculates semen, retards..."

Caroline stared at Leah for a second before feeling sick. "I'm suddenly much less amused."

Matilda paused with her food halfway to her mouth. She dropped her fork and started laughing hysterically. "O-oh my God! That's even w-worse! Ahahaha!"

"Eww! He's your twin!" Caroline said, laughing in spite of herself. "That's just.. Nasty. No wonder they talked to him."