Lunchtime~~

"Hi. First of all, Gryffindor is going to win, they want to impress the new captain. I follow professional Quidditch rather closely, and teams with new management tend to do well during the start of the season, then tank when they can't hold up later. Secondly, do you know a girl named Bianca DiGandi?"

Matt thought for a second, "I think I do... First year, right? Ye tall, bangs, and kind of..." He thought for a moment, "Perky?... Nah, that's not the word to describe it. But yes, I know her."

"Uh-huh, uh-huh. Now, I don't like Bianca DiGandi. Is there anything I can persuade you two to do to her to make her a little bit uncomfortable? I have brownies."

Matt raised his eyebrows, he was always one of the first to join in on a prank, but in war between girls? That was like a third world war in his mind. "Uh, I'm going to have to decline."

"Uh, I can't do that," Phil said quickly. "I don't want to get involved in your girl drama, and I don't even know her."

"I can pay you. I have a big allowance, you know." Caroline pleaded. "She's really getting on my nerves. Or at least give me an idea. I need your help."

"...One second." Matt pulled Phil's shoulder, and leaned in, whispering in his ear, "IF we just gave her an idea is it still wrong?"

"I can still hear you! And, no, it isn't!" Caroline said, rolling her eyes. "Will you hurry up deciding?"